Yesterday I was trying to set the TiVo to record the Muppet Christmas special. There was a schedule conflict with Gary Unmarried.
Me: Sorry, kids, we can't record your show, it's on at the same time as a Mommy-and-Daddy show.
Jack: Is it that Unmarried show?
Me: Yes, how did you know?
Jack (who is 4 and cannot read): It says so right there.
Jack (who has no knowledge of the fact that marriages can end): How did he get unmarried?
Me: I don't know sweetie.
Jack: Maybe he threw away his rings and got rid of his wife. Or maybe he went to a church and got un-married.